Shhh...there's a Buttcutcheesian about....

WARNING........POTTY HUMOR.......do not read if you don't like potty humor








Ok, so thankfully no pictures to go along with this post, but this is a really funny story.  Saturday when we were at the park John took Isabella and Gabe to the van early since she was "tired" (translation:  she didn't want to walk anymore).  So John passed gas and asked Isabella if she heard the "Buttcutcheesian" in the forest.  Isabella wasn't going to fall for that, so she told him there was no such thing because it had the name cheese in it and birds don't have food names.  John pointed out that Magpie has pie in it, so Isabella said, ok, but nothing has cheese in it.  (What a smart girl)  I guess they bantered back and forth about it until they were almost to the van, and John said, "I can't believe you don't believe me about the Buttcutcheesian".  And to that my very smart girl replied, "Daddy, there is no Buttcutcheesian, and if I hear it again I'm gonna spank it!"